Anonymous
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
"Eruption" by Van Halen time
Today, I learned that I actually like my boiled eggs a bit softer than I usually make them. I also learned that an outwardly lukewarm egg, when bitten into enthusiastically, is perfectly capable of creating a volcanic eruption of boiling hot yolk all over your hands, clothes and kitchen. FML
Danana
Canada
Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML
Anonymous
Great Malvern, United Kingdom
Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML
Anonymous
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML
Lexi
France
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
EggBomb
Newbie
Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML
Anonymous
Germany
The Blob
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Top comments
Levi2411 41
You're the reason people like Gordon Ramsay exist.
ViviMage 40
You set the 3 hour egg timer didn't you?
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Comments (18)
PastryWiz1999 16
Been There, Done That but with Popcorn! afterwards everything was Pretty much ******!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why do I get the feeling you and OP were drunk?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
It is actually very possible to burn popcorn. Fortunately literally half the class is firegighters, so we dealt with that accordingly
Levi2411 41
You're the reason people like Gordon Ramsay exist.
SandMan344888 5
Gordon Ramsay would be disappointed
ViviMage 40
You set the 3 hour egg timer didn't you?
donthatemebut 14
How can I check old comments I made?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Top right corner of the page, drop down menu, click on 'My Comments'. You're welcome.
cbchawks 14
Hey! **** you buddy
lexos 16
How exactly did that happen?
Redpanda 7
Spooky
Christina Winden 22
Explode a microwave by making Mac ‘N Cheese and we’ll talk
silentbabydeer 10
You’re not the only one. I found out that you really can set the oven on fire using self cleaning. Never again will I ever use self cleaning. You only live and learn. 🤷🏼♀️
cbchawks 14
sweep the bottom out the best you can so that doesn't happen
my_way_1213 12
My dad set the whole apartment building on fire boiling hotdogs