Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said, "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have hired you." FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
As a doctor, I would like to remind you that surgery is always an option.
fml0rjs 0
it's funny because that implied that youre not pretty.
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Comments (26)
fml0rjs 0
it's funny because that implied that youre not pretty.
responses 0
Sounds like a personal problem. Low Self esteem? You shouldn't care what some receptionist at your workplace thinks about you unless of course she is a lesbian.
Dr_Phil 0
As a doctor, I would like to remind you that surgery is always an option.
drdingus 27
Not a good option though
mleeb 0
maybe you should seek outside help.
ilawlzatyou 0
I agree with number six, but preferably help from the Clinique counter!
ZING_MASTER 0
HEY #5 BACK THE **** OFF UNLESS YOU WANNA GET ZINGED BY THE MASTER
the_boss_fml 0
hahahahahaha ill zing your ass bitch
RoyalSwag 0
Ahahaha
graceeleandra 0
i hope you told her she looked like she got hit by a bus... repeatedly
iwontusemyname 0
you might not be using the right makeup. it's probably either your concealer, foundation, or blush. whatever your skin tone is i recommend nars blush it'll make you look healthy. also, make sure you are putting it on the apples of your cheeks.
mikuxxhatsune 32
That is what I thought. Maybe her foundation was too light and made her look pale or the concealor was the wrong shade? Because I have done both and looked somewhat sick or unwell.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That happened to me. I didn't find it funny so much as kind of self-esteem shattering. =[
katie_6098 0
i know how you feel. i make an extra effort to look nice on days when i see the person i have a crush on, but he usually just messes up my hair or put me in headlocks...
Soloman212 28
How old is he, twelve?