Bir
Nepal
Early wake-up
Today, my nephew grabbed my balls to wake me up at 4 AM. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
todaddy
United Kingdom
Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
LGraham
Weird kid
Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Anonymous
Wakey Wakey!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Braelynn
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
Right in the nuts
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
blueberry_hill
United States
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Rise and shine
Today, my cat woke me up at 3 a.m. by jumping from the shelf and landing on my nutsack. FML
anon
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
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kfchicken 31
yes, slam a child who doesn't know better into a wall 👌
protoskore 27
if anyone tried that with me, they'd get body slammed into the nearest wall before I became fully awake.
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Comments (6)
TCRII 30
Are you awake? Are you awake? Are you awake? Are you awake? Grabs balls. ARE YOU AWAKE!!!!????
TomeDr 25
Well, apparently it worked.
protoskore 27
if anyone tried that with me, they'd get body slammed into the nearest wall before I became fully awake.
kfchicken 31
yes, slam a child who doesn't know better into a wall 👌
Duc du V. 23
Jingle Bells !!!!!
Alfredo77 5
How old is he?