Today, like any other day, I look just like Kim Jung-un. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Observational Comedy 101
Today, I was wearing a cute black dungaree dress with a purple top underneath. I thought I looked pretty good, until my son told me I looked like an evil Minion. FML
Shave it off, own it!
Today, like any other day for a year, I'm 17 years-old. Today, like any other day, I have my hair styled in a combover because I'm bald. FML
Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML
Libs stop being cringe challenge
Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Bricked up
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Same
Today, and like most days, I spend my day pretending to be happy just so other people won’t suspect anything, then as soon as I get home I just collapse on the sofa miserable, and eventually fall asleep only to wake up the next day to do it all over again. FML
Today, I got hit on. By a high school kid. Who looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite. That was the only time anyone has ever hit on me. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Would you rather be just like his half-brother, Kim Jong-nam ... deceased? Perhaps it's time then to change your hair-style drastically. :-) How about a purple mohawk?! :D
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hey! **** you, buddy!
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jbuckets_404 39
Would you rather be just like his half-brother, Kim Jong-nam ... deceased? Perhaps it's time then to change your hair-style drastically. :-) How about a purple mohawk?! :D
TexanSpud 12
We need to respect this man’s authoritah
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hey! **** you, buddy!
Logan Mueth 3
Pics or it didn’t happen
leighmacj 11
Ah....get a hair cut maybe?
RichardPencil 32
The good news is you can probably hang out at Mar-a-Lago anytime you want!
baristalbc 18
That’s an opportunity. Try to get work as an actor! He’s a very well-known person (good or bad) surely someone will want to hire you!
ic2drops 10
then do something about it instead of complaining. just an idea