Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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brittimes2 0
go play in traffic? good one. and that's not me, but it's a little weird you are looking up myspace to find me. gross.
missypoo 0
well since your current picture only shows half of your face and you claim to be "hot shit" I thought i'd look you up, and see if you had a more clear picture. took about a minute to type in britney, richmond, and virginia. that profile was the first to come up and since you have similar features, i settled with that unattractive girl. it's basically the same thing so who cares. (;
IllegalLight 0
Great job, not all guys are like that. Maybe he was just teaching you a lesson. YDI
fmlrater 0
WTF Brit, you are arrogant "because i know i'm not "unattractive" bahaha" is what you said then you say "i'm not arrogant, i said one ******* thing and everyone had a conniption fit" You didnt just say "one ******* thing" you said a lot more shit after that People wouldnt still be talking about you if you stopped coming back
Anonymous485 1
I definitely agree with #14
natorious2517 0
Not ugly and not hot. And also everyone should realize that she's 17 years old so what do you expect from a high school girl.........
conservatank 0
You must be pretty ugly.
blackxmortals 0
Ugh. Girls like you are why it's okay for society to be completely womanizing.
xxKittyxx 0
maybe he was gay
conch_fml 0
thank you thank you you just made my evening lol