Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Top comments
shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
sarcasticsmoothi 0
lol something like this happened to me when my permit said i had blonde hair, in disregard of the brown mass on my head.
schwarzproductio 0
maybe they changed the rules and F now stands for fellow?
ObadiahtheSlim 2
I guess somebody needs to learn how to fill out a form.
neon_shoes 0
I didn't know that Lady GaGa was on steriods
spillproof 0
Just becasue you have a beard and penis it doesn't mean you are a male.
_Natasha_ 0
Umm it was obviously just a mistake...not FML material.
calvinebert 0
maybe, it was because he failed in sex, like a report card, FAIL!
9az00 0
It happened to my brother once. Seems to happen a lot. Maybe the DMV just likes pissing people off. Trying to get out of it though...remember what happened to Hank Hill.
teiso_fml 0
There's a King of the Hill episode about that. Very funny show.
Zitroaneleh 0
YDI for not looking it over like you should before you sign it.