HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
allmidnighteyes 11
DUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAADAYYYYYYY Oh wait, you're in TN. Everybody there is probably too drunk off dat moonshyne t'care
christdwp 0
maybe it means u have sex frequently fyl
14hatemachine 2
it's obviously grading your level of sexual performance...F! ;D
Melisaaaa 0
This Happens All The Freaking Time! Its not an FML and the only thing you've done by posting this is opened yourself up to a ton of jokes. When I got my I.D they put my birthday as February 16th 1990 My birthday is in January. But I was smart enough to go over it before leaving and made them correct it. They corrected it for free and they'll do the same for you.
Atl_Luvr_16 0
Hahaha. I am a girl with a guy name, and I went to take a test, and they had male on it. They put male on a lot of things for me. It's pretty annoying...
DomK 0
Nah, they are never wrong. You gotta check again.
8trickster8 0
My penis talks to me too.
NaziZombie 0
Okay, Hank Hill
davek 36
It means you got a grade F, as in, you failed that class.
jackslim 7
this was an episode on king of the hill