HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
hXcsoccerplaya 0
@ #30 what is a bread and penis? some type of new lunch special? I'll have to look for that one. OP you can change that you know. just get it changed, whether your sex or drivers license.
tacoman007 2
I don't think it was talking about your gender, rather it may have been grading how good your sex is.
Bethanynel813 0
Same thing hapened to my sis- her credit card said 'Alexander' ...
eehizle 0
well get the **** over it.
XxFA1LxX 4
op. your wording is the reason im alive.
qwertyass 0
HILARIOUS!!!
88sforlife 0
I Think Hed Know If He Waz A Trucker
FiveFingerForest 0
I believe your forgetting that you must pay for your drivers license, that means this man paid 60 dollars or more for his drivers license, only to be told he is infact, a woman, and that if he decides he wishes to be a man, he must pay ANOTHER 60 dollars or more. this to me, is an FML. Infact, anyone who doesnt agree, must be slapped with a rubber chicken.
pancake_mixx 9
I just love the way this FML is worded.
JourneysEnd 0
hey, at least they haven't gotten your birthday wrong, twice in a row.