Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I spent two hours finding, gathering, and printing documentation to go to the DMV to get my real ID. Makeup, hair, everything done, on my way there. They’re closed today. FML
Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML
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ReinaJay 13
Sexy
substitutes 0
Better have rocked that shit
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Comments (129)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
No ****, and it's all good
WeAreAHurricane 14
At least it doesnt look like a mug shot >:(
twinny_sc 13
Why would you say no **** to that? What's the purpose in that anyway? Gtfo you disgust me.
DrDilllonReese 12
People need to learn the proper application of the phrase "no ****"
KiddNYC1O 22
37- I like your hair, no ****.
socalsky 0
Daamn , people are hella gettin their ass hairs up in a twist ! Build a bridge & get over itt .
deefan101 11
Listen asshole, I wouldn't be calling anyone a ****.... Have you seen ur profile pic?!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Have you seen yours? Lol Jesus you guys are you really getting that pissed over a comment on fml? Learn to take a joke
DrDilllonReese 12
37- perfect application.
ColdplaySucks 18
As long as you don't listen to Coldplay then you're good.
fanceh 10
So I'm a **** because I listen to coldplay, or I'm just "not good"?
EvilCupcake8361 9
74: Y U NO LIKE DA COLDPLAY???!!
upyourzlolz 11
Sigh. People will think its a testament to your loneliness and depression.
Checker 20
They will?
doubleea 3
Love is pain. And all that shit
Naitsi 19
lol
bones_17 5
Haha fail but most places make you not smile and have no makeup or glasses on.
zombicidal 11
don't normally do this but your picture is ******* boss
zowieandzander77 1
Maybe in Canada...
dubstepp 15
#4 idk where you live but I smiled in mine and had make up on
ReinaJay 13
Sexy
mstangchck 9
Exactly my thought.
jonh_215 0
Hey at least its only 3 years. some states renew their licenses for 8 or more...
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, I've aged a ton since my last drivers license and I've still got until 2016 before I get a new one.
smiley1014 23
Or they could pay the $40 to get a new license.
iam_yummylicious 12
The op can just "lose" their license and go get a new one made. I did that.
FYLDeep 26
Are you serious? Having to spend additional money along with having to visit the DMV another time is a worse FML than having a shitty picture. The DMV is like the most miserable place on Earth.
PatGThaLord 1
yea the dmv sucks... but at least as a small consolation every time im at the dmv, there are tons of beautiful women there to help pass the time... i have never not left with at-least one number...
iam_yummylicious 12
Chuck E Cheese has the DMV beat.
iam_yummylicious 12
Chuck E Cheese has the DMV beat.
iam_yummylicious 12
Chuck E Cheese has the DMV beat.
FrostHeart 36
62, ever tried to renew Mexican passport in the states? Let me tell you, it's a hell lot of pain. I got solicited at 10:00 A.M and left at 6 P.M.
French_Toast_fml 3
The DMV where I live is so crowded that if you want to take your driving test, you have to show up at 3:00 am and wait in line for 4 hours outside.
AHzulu 25
Almost time #9
palahniukpaul 6
At least the cops wont recognize you
baconftw 9
Your face should be the new face after the scary maze.
substitutes 0
Better have rocked that shit
sammieg17 5
Just say you "lost" your drivers license. Problem solved
ColdplaySucks 18
I think they'll send you another copy of the previous one, but I'm not too entirely sure.
greg84_fml 21
Unless you go back to the DMV and have them take another picture. Besides, I doubt anyone will notice. It would make for an interest conversation starter though...
krad204 21
lols...
Strafeh 9
MC FTW!
icefshng8 9
Useful comments^
jaredofmo 22
Some states will let you get a replacement driver's license before the expiration date. It'll have the same expiration date, but still.