Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
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Top comments
midnyte 0
You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"
MrsNrmnRckwll 0
I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.
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Comments (30)
midnyte 0
You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"
chanta24 10
"guess you need a life huh?" says OP
ZING_MASTER 0
That's what you get for being fat, fatty.
ZING_MASTER 0
Don't be fat. Problem solved.
AliSama 17
tell her "it's time to update your attitude huh"
MrsNrmnRckwll 0
I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.
fruitloop1221 1
it's the US they think they need to know everything about us.
alpha126 9
I think it's to more easily identify if someone's stolen a id, cause, even though it's difficult you can change the picture
MJS103 15
I think it's to identify how large someone is, if you commit a crime.
Chesnut30 5
why would you censor the word hell on an app called **** my life?
louisianagrrrrl 0
wow what a bitch. my license doesn't even have my weight on it.
smelinapants 0
GargleThyBallSac 0
You need weight height and eye color so the police can make sure it's you on the id and weight is just another check on their checklist for identifying you. You all are dumb.
Sir_drink_alot 20
I thought thats what the photo was for
RebeccaRFT 18
The photo can easily be changed
xocassylovesyou 0
It's just a standard question. You look a lot different if your weight changes. Can someone please say dumbass. ---Cassy
fckaduck 0
^ dumbass.