HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
capital_seven 0
Meh. It happened on "King of the Hill" so...at least you don't have a conspiracy theorist/exterminator/idiot neighbor named Dale?
simplyfucked 0
F for ******
mushrooms_fml 0
All the women in Tennessee have beards, too. How would the DMV know the difference?
calendarguy 0
Probably he has an ex girlfriend at the DMV
Brey1013 0
I dont really see how this is an FML... i dont know how it is in the states, but over here, Home Affairs **** up id documents and drivers licences all the time.
ecce 20
Not a big deal. They mess up the Gender on licenses in Florida all the time. I got marked as Male, and a (guy) friend got marked as Female. We're pretty obviously female/male respectively. So not an fml at all.
dbjb40 0
happened to me in virginia too. in school they marked me as a male and im not. i dont even look like one. but i didnt let it make me crazy. just get it fix.
SEPTKSF 0
Funny.... I didn't know DMV was open on Sundays.
sugar_407 0
these aren't posted the same day they are written dumbshit
summer66_fml 0
lol i love the wording in this
Sallow 0
This happened to my brother.
darkshadow_fml 0
I call shenanigans, this sounds like that ******* King of the Hill episode