HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Top comments
shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
TotalKhaos 0
A beard and a penis and you still look like a bitch. haha
bensitu 1
Transvestites beg to differ.
deejay021 0
and this is how you break your silence...
AlexZB 0
*someone's overcompensating* EDIT: also, maybe its the licence class, did you look closely or just see an F and go straight to FML?
Gavik 0
I think he'd know if he was a trucker.
matt10 0
Maybe its be cause you suck at driving and you drive like a woman
TheLoneWolf87 4
Hey at least the carpets match with the drapes Mr. or Mrs. HeShe
AlexZB 0
gavik- regular licences are class F, im not sure what the trucker one is
nikkiandyou 0
HEY!!!! thats not nice. lol
p89hg69 0
52omg i cant believe yer question
KRONie 0
alexZB - Class C is regular. Class F is for bus or ambulance.
KRONie 0
actually.. there is no class F >_>
W33nie 0
Isn't America awesome..
MsTs1 0
Maybe you're just a hemaphrodite, and you have both a penis and a ******, and your high levels of testosterone and male hormones allow you to have a beard. You should sue the DMV, instead of F or M, add "H" as in hemaphrodyte.. Since you are neither F or M
daniisme 0
move to New Zealand :D
skyttlz 32
Matt, I heard that females get in less crashes than males
Bradley_Dillon 39
That's because men drive more.
FweakofCydonia 40
One the workers made a typo on the computer. Maybe they had a long day, who knows?
Ecchi_fml 0
Bahaa!
ky_stone22 0
haha embarrassing if you get pulled over, huh?
aknuth1103 6
I like how he cites beard as proof before penis
reapfml 0
That sucks. Get a new one
Phalankx 0
Well hey, show em to the inside of your pants and they won't be able to argue.
dawgzor 0
"Sex:F" = he fails at sex. Go practice at some pie or something :P
Ret_fml 0
It's just a mistake. It happens sometimes. Just get it fixed.
dameretiannaa31 0
hermanpherdite!
emadee 0
something like that
spongebobrocks 0
Hermaphrodite.
LALALALagirrl 1
LMMMMAOOO, awwwh, just hope you don't get pulled over:) it might scare you into being a better driver, jokess, lol:) but seriously, i'd go get a new one.
shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
jessxoxo28 5
lmao!
the_stereotype 0
and don't forget a push-up bra
AAAAHHHH12 2
How do you know he doesn't already have boobs? ;P
the_stereotype 0
well...i guess they'll just make them look bigger
Gia0896 0
woooow... That hella sucks for u dude @#8 wow. loser