Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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Welshite 40
You are irritated because she won? Ugh.
kaiyybee 10
You just suck.. Sorry bro.
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Comments (167)
alycion 39
If you can't handle losing to your girl, don't play her. If you weren't having fun losing constantly, why would you think she would?
Nasir_Jones 12
If you played as Ness and still lost, then you definitely suck.
ihatebob 2
HOLY SHIT! A GIRL BEAT A GUY!? THE WORLD'S GONNA END *That was sarcastic* It's really annoying when people think that guys can do so much more than girls, and I'm a guy saying this.
alwaysmalia 12
Umm... Some girls are badass at smash bros.. Me being one of them.
RpiesSPIES 27
OP, if you don't like her, can iI have her? I need someone that poses a challenge to me in games.
lokman_fml 7
Time to hand in your man card
Empoleon123 6
Try going into team mode and making it a 3 Vs 1 :D If you still lose, then you suck...
TogeBara 12
My girl can beat me at most every game that we play together. I'm not bad at them, she is just really good. Getting pounded at my games every time she and I play pretty much sucks, so I tend to just try to team up with her. Sorry OP, but some people are just inherently good at certain games. My girl can play Mario games (most any of them) so much better than me that she uses her feet and still wins. As for the people acting like this was a gender issue, it was her first time playing the game. The issue here was that he lost to a first time player. He lost to a noob. You would be frustrated too if your brother or sister or spouse beat you at a game and it was their first time playing while you are an experienced player.
spottyblanket 8
sore loser!
xemnas164 6
Give me your girlfriend.