Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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Top comments
newyorkcityguy 9
At least he wasn't busy selling 1.2 million dollars worth of meth.
Mossygirl357 12
Congratulations on your baby girl.
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Comments (99)
manateesarecool 13
On the bright side, you have a kid now!
ohSNAPyall 27
Irrelevant.
okudatwo 11
?
mrmcleod 29
Is it?
ohSNAPyall 27
Yes. OP would have had a kid now whether or not her husband had flirted with a nurse.
mrmcleod 29
But the bright side of the situation is that she is now holding a beautiful baby girl. I don't know, it's part of the FML, I fail to see the irrelevance.
Mossygirl357 12
Congratulations on your baby girl.
newyorkcityguy 9
At least he wasn't busy selling 1.2 million dollars worth of meth.
forsaken_ones 9
I kinda wanna hear the story behind this comment
turquoisee_fml 12
#5, I'm pretty sure that was just a breaking bad reference
MrConcise 35
Does Saul handle divorces? OP better call him.
ohSNAPyall 27
Saul will handle anything.
tossaway2321 5
I'm not so sure that would be worse
julianbozikovic 20
Better call Saul!
D3ATHCARDNO7 5
He has a point you know.
incoherentrmblr 22
Better call The Wolf from Pulp Fiction...
gatorclay97 28
The .2 makes this comment.
cmchappy 25
He is a ****
BBeffedmylife 28
I'm so sorry that you have an asshole for a husband. I couldn't imagine how it would feel to go through that during what's supposed to be a positive and beautiful moment.
cheeeksss 29
I agree. Like his wife JUST delivered a baby. How the **** can he go off and flirt with another woman? It's like a slap in the face to OP.
Haze115 14
aw congrats on the baby! sorry about the flirting part though
WhatHappenedToIt 22
Wow! What a douche!
singafairytale 11
I'm pretty sure that says where your relationship stands. When you are giving him something so special, he's sure showing you his loyalty.
ndnpride88 25
WoW that sucks. Hopefully you work things out or if he's that daring to do it while your around just imagine what he does when your not
emeraldisle 30
**you're
mrmcleod 29
Go away Nazi.
BBlah 26
Your husband's got some freakin nerve! What the hell
ladyg228 15
They are both equally at fault. It takes two to tango! Shame on both of them
404wan 19
What? How is this ops fault by lying in hospital giving birth?