Today, my mother refuses to believe I’m gay because I’m too handsome. Apparently only really ugly men can be gay, because they’re too ugly to get women, and choose to date other ugly guys instead. I can’t believe I came out of that bigoted, racist, scumbucket's womb. The thought makes me sick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, my parents think the only reason I'm gay is because I have a curse that makes me attracted to women, and I'm actually straight. At this point, even my older sisters believe it, which is crazy. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML
Today, I've come to the realization that the only people to call me handsome are women above the age of 55, gay men, or women trying to get money from me and failing. I don't even get a compliment on a haircut after not cutting it for a year. FML
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bobsanction 18
Is she not familiar with the gay community? Gay dudes are some of the prettiest dudes in the world, and that's coming from a straight man.
MidnaLink 35
(Just because I love the thought of pissing these kinds of freaks off) You should make out with the hottest guy you can land and make sure she sees it somehow. Can even just be a good-bye kiss.
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MidnaLink 35
(Just because I love the thought of pissing these kinds of freaks off) You should make out with the hottest guy you can land and make sure she sees it somehow. Can even just be a good-bye kiss.
bobsanction 18
Is she not familiar with the gay community? Gay dudes are some of the prettiest dudes in the world, and that's coming from a straight man.
RichardPencil 32
Your mom is so dumb! Only good-looking men are gay because women are too easy for them and they like the challenge of a more limited dating pool. Doesn't your mom read science? Stupid people and their stupid stereotypes! Am I right?
Justkidding100 41
wow I haven't heard this argument in a decade... how can you even maintain this idea in the modern gay? there's enough gay guys on the internet to prove this point to every person on the planet