Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You are irritated because she won? Ugh.
kaiyybee 10
You just suck.. Sorry bro.
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Comments (167)
guitarst1071995 12
Oh no you lost at a game. You're whole life is over
jessanne0122 9
Sore loser much
Ziggy122 15
Oh boo hoo, you lost a video game. Suck it up.
Siant 4
Um lol
KingreX32 21
BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!!!!!
simsgirlgem 25
some people have a knack for certain games like RPG's are mine but I suck at shooters
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You, my friend, have been played! And pwned! muhahahahaha
JessiKitty_lol 7
If you're on any PR list, I feel so sorry for you xD
MioLilyZero 5
Beware the girl gamers they have the powers of button mashing.
lotusenta 14
It's obvious that she's a natural gamer. Maybe instead off being upset about losing (and being a touch sexist in the process), you could try and use that as a means to bond with her. try new games together. you now have something in common that you didn't know before. cherish it, because too few couples can share a common interest like that. and don't worry if you lose sometimes. that's life and it happens.