Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life was talking to his ex. She chose to contact me, including screenshots of him begging her to, "Save me from this crazy bitch, she's trying to kill herself," while I was hospitalized for suicidal thoughts. I financially supported him through the pandemic. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my ex-fiance didn't visit me in the hospital after my accident, which I dumped him for, was because the hospital wouldn't let him in because he wasn't family. He's blocked my number, returned the ring and everything. FML
Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has been to visit me. The nurses have nicknamed me "The Lonely One." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
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tounces7 28
I feel like you might possibly be jumping the gun here. Like were you arguing with him at all BEFORE you went into the hospital? He might simply have been thinking about it and decided to post that status, it doesn't necessarily mean it's about something that happened that very day.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like beyond the procedure you were scheduled to have, you also had a free emergency asshole-ectomy!
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RichardPencil 32
Looks like beyond the procedure you were scheduled to have, you also had a free emergency asshole-ectomy!
JL_atl 4
Be happy, you dodged a bullet.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe, but we can’t know for sure. Perhaps the surgery was needed because the OP got shot and failed to dodge the bullet.
tounces7 28
I feel like you might possibly be jumping the gun here. Like were you arguing with him at all BEFORE you went into the hospital? He might simply have been thinking about it and decided to post that status, it doesn't necessarily mean it's about something that happened that very day.
KittyMack 13
True. Or he was jokingly talking about his cat or dog as his SO. There might be a reasonable explanation. I'd let him tell his story before deciding whether to dump him.
seachelle 6
The bad news is that we hadn't had an argument, and he admitted that he was talking about another girl in his post. The good news is that FML is super slow to post, so this is in the past and dealt with, and I've recovered well from my surgery :)
tounces7 28
I hope by "this is in the past", means HE is "in the past" as well.
TxKitten79 10
O.P., I am glad to see you recovered well, and the as-yet is out of your life. I wish you the best in finding a non-ass-hat!
fde2blknimout 18
You were the only one. The only one who didn’t know he had a side piece.