Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
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Top comments
shadowgamer_x 0
What a hairy situation. At least this wasn't in pubelic!
Althenias 0
try shaving, problem solved
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Comments (287)
betty66 3
Maybe you should trim your bush.... ew
XxAmythystAngelx 0
Manscape?
mellywelly55 1
LMFAO omg made my day!!
Midnightpearls 13
And yet they want us to get Brazilian waxes.
gertym 0
Men are such *******. Ever heard of a brazillian? It's like that times 10,000, and girls get them all the time. The weaker sex my ass.
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
I think you need to shave so next time the same thing doesn't happen.
gymnast2318 0
Shaving does miracles in this world when in comes to stuff like that
Bossman11 6
Gymnastics = Happiness
XCraig 0
A single pube doesn't hurt that bad, don't be a wuss. Now a handful...
baconstripslover 8
Shave it noob
raccoonan96 6
oh, man up. at least you don't have to get you pubic hairs ripped from the follicles by hot wax in order to maintain the absurd and damaging image pornography, society, and men expect.