Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If you're going to participate in rough sex, you should always have a "safe word." Mine is, "Oh, shit, my wife is here!" Works like bear spray! Warning: Will not work on wives.
mcsmee 8
The true measure of success isn't whether you got off. It's whether you got her off.
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mcsmee 8
The true measure of success isn't whether you got off. It's whether you got her off.
kfchicken 31
not really. both people have to enjoy it for it to actually be a success
RichardPencil 32
If you're going to participate in rough sex, you should always have a "safe word." Mine is, "Oh, shit, my wife is here!" Works like bear spray! Warning: Will not work on wives.
0neiros 14
If it were me, she would have gone sailing across that room and out the door with her clothes following closely after. No man deserves that,
blueknight1st 26
That sounds hot. Although I would have preferred her to rip a handful of hair from my pubes.
Drai Gray 8
should of upped the ante, do something really rough that forces you into a position of control, either she's going to get into it, sex gets better & she won't have the ability to do something so brutal again, or she ain't going to like it & though sex may end immediately you made your point atleast