Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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genius_girl16 0
Piercings are disgusting they should be illegal. Also freckles should be illegal. They are also very annoying to look at they always look like dirt. They also make me dizzy. But they can sometimes be good because u can connect the dots and make a picture out of them and that is pretty cool. BUt you should have washed that freckle off before you went in for the piercing. duhhhhh. any way i hope ur piercing is not too off centered.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@51.. i'm sorry but WTF?!!? People can't really help if they have freckles... so please, retract that.. because you just sound sort of stupid, sorry... don't start bitching at me please (:
3yellowzebras 19
I believe that was sarcasm ...
aatomkins 0
I just got mine done today. If I'd've seen this then I wouldve freeked, but its all good because it went well
genius_girl16 0
Its okay im not mad at you. but i am annoyed because you just dont understand the truth. Dont worry you will some day! I hope that day comes soon! have an awesome day (PS this is directed towards # 52)
catatonicsleep 17
51 Freckles are the skin's reaction to sunlight, the same reaction that causes a sun tan.
MsSippi 0
51 - I hope you are being sarcastic.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@54.. I understand the truth, I just find it funny sometimes, but sometimes i can't get that point across.. ahah have a nice day/night yourself (:
genius_girl16 0
Thanks for this new information. I am very happy to know that you can become tan from the sun. I am very tan myself.
baby_love 0
"Farm GirL" i have my belly pierced and actually, A LOT of girls do .. no one gives a shit what college you go to when you're an ignorant idiot. And to the OP - you can always take it out and get it repierced the hole closes veryyy quickly
uhmfml 0
It could have definately been fixed. Depending on how long you have had it, it might still be fixable. I have a navel piercing as well, and mine was done correctly. But I was asked many times if I was comfortable with it and everything. I clicked YLIF, but it really isn't. Something like this can be fixed, don't worry about it. I didn't see what #1 said, but judging from the other comments, I am kind of glad I didn't.