Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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ifyouseekamy33 0
hu huh... you pierce from the bottom just for you to know. and they would have taken it out
twilax101 0
Simple solution: get pierced above your belly button, then peirced get on the other side, symmetrically. Easy.
a1mostevi1 0
just get a new one that is noticeably off to the right and chain them together 73 beat me...
twilax101 0
Simple solution: get pierced above your belly button, then peirced get on the other side, symmetrically. Easy.
scorpioserpent 1
so what it's a little bit off...I have my belly pierced and it wouldn't make a big deal if it was a mm to the side.
cptnfrankie 0
aww, i just got a labret done a week ago, i have a little freckle to the right.. shit happens, eh? just work it, be fierce... :p
DuotonedRainbow 0
i'm with #28. show them what happened, you can probably get your money & a redo for free, you'll just have to take it out & let it heal first. good luck with it, i love my belly ring. =]
xohxbrittanyrae 0
Mine's just a little bit off to the side, but you can't notice. Plus the only time it's exposed is when I'm swimming and whatever I wonder if farmgirl would get pissed if we said all people who went to private universities are rich snobby bitches who have no life, only keep their faces in books, and have no friends because they're too busy studying. Plus, by her "prestigious" collegiate status, you'd think she was more mature than to go on a website and judge people by if they have body piercings. Hmm..
IHaveVertigo 0
Girls still get their belly button pierced? Really?
MamaCita1633 0
#24 and 1......wow. First of all, it was wrong for you to say your first comment. Second of all, look who thinks there all cool and such? Oh please. how much u wanna bet ur just a 13 year old or something trying to impress people? and if your not, i really dont care if ur at ''the top ten colleges'' and also ALOT of people want there belly button peirced. i know i do. that doesnt mean its slutty!