Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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Comments (154)
Rekabeck 7
Was it the sharpie mark? He must have been able to tell unless he used a frigging brown sharpie. -.-
jonamo12 0
LiveLoveLife is a loser. She just commented on her own comment. Wow.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Rude!
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@104.... when did I comment on my own comment?? and your not all that great for pointing in out.. because that's just what everyone wants to hear right? Don't start an argument or whatever with me... just saying (:
Le_Rire 0
Wow that sucks. Was it THAT far away from the sharpie? People might not notice. I got mine pierced in a freakin' dorm room, albeit with a professional, but he did it perfectly. Yeah, and the whole 'proceeded to' is getting really really annoying as well.
summersong89 0
Ohh that sucks OP! At least you can probably just take the piercing out and get it re-done.
scateice 0
get 2?
Claire_bear 0
to #92, atomick, belly button piercings DO heal f-tard. They def don't smell bad. the ones youve seen must belong to dirty hobos. and it turns some people on to kiss or lick piercings. you wouldnt know what its like if your so against it. So either you're lying about hating them or lying about knowing all this stuff.
zombzomb 0
yep, i think girls with belly button rings are trampy, sry2say.
wbrycem 0
24 - I'm sure you do. Anyone can go anywhere when they're on the internet. I went to Spain yesterday, and right now I'm in Canada. Tomorrow I'll be in Thailand. Hell, I think I'm gonna go to Brazil right now. Peace. I'm also taking classes in the University of Tokyo.
jollyjam1 2
Serves ya right...nothing like self mutilation.