Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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JYNXX21 0
sry OP. dnt wry tho, ive had worse luck. my bellybutton ring ripped clear out. it rly hurt. but it was a freak accident. now i got the bottom of it pierced instead. =]
hatesfarms 0
#1-- I'm the girl who posted this FML... and the best part about reading your comments is that I just sent in my deposit to go to Columbia University in the fall. #8 school in the country. Wait... is that in the top ten? Huh. Weird.
louisianagrrrrl 0
YDI...wouldnt you say something when he started to pierce the wrong spot?
Sunflowerkiss89 0
That is scary, I want to get mine done and I have one just off center, but if they chose that instead of the sharpie it isn't THAT off center. And I know how it goes, I got my second ear peircings done and they marked and did them....and they are so off people noticed all the time, so I let them close.
brasilboi94 0
farmgirl's making me nautious. piercings are not contingent on intellegence. but words are.
danielleFML 0
did you look away in fear? you could have just said something, sheesh
DangerousBabee 0
Ooopsy daisies! :o Lol and i am too #17. they make it pretty obvious.. :P
kitti_ 0
To the people saying: 'Why didn't you say something as he was doing it"... As someone stated before, normally you lie down to get your navel done, so you can't really see much of what they're doing. To "farmgirl" or whatever your name is: How do you know how many girls have their navels pierced in your school? Do you all wear swimsuits as your school uniform? Hmm.. Seems quite fishy if you ask me. To OP: That sucks. Mine started to reject, and then halfway through rejecting, it randomly stopped, so the skin covering the piercing is pretty much half of what it should be. I've had it for a little over 6 years though and people only notice when I point it out, so I'm sure you're fine.
TayTayTay 0
THAT HAPPENED ON MY EAR! and i had mine done when i was 11 so they wont heal up... but one is really low :(
24788 7
Won't it heal over time?