Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0
Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?
thequickredofox 0
Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP
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Comments (59)
funnyfml 0
First
MorlekEngel 0
Op: Look before you sit Funnyfml: At least say something constructive!!
baby_love 0
lmfaO !
redbluegreen 41
Because #1 got deleted.
redbluegreen 41
Yup. I got in a fight with him on another FML where he also commented 'first'. It got moderated though, so I like to think I won in the end.
gdude756 0
Sucks for you dude. Next time look before you sit
AnthonyxD_fml 0
Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?
sobe23 0
He could of just gotten out of the shower or getting changed and sat on his bed in his room or a chair or something. Stranger things have happened!!
take_a_moment 0
hmmmm, tell me, how heavy are your balls to get them pierced by a tac...or do you tuck? AHAHAHAHAHA oh **** that lol
ibaun21 0
my balls hurt from reading these comments
ZleveL 0
^ I feel you... down there
1aidan1 0
My second testicule has finally dropped! Yay me!
orchids_torturer 0
congratulations babes.
caancoha 0
Wait, it's not? I've been doing it wrong, then.
Serix 0
what did you do slam your dick ontop of your balls? like seriously unless you had some serious pressure on your scrotum i wouldnt see this happening.
766746 0
just have to pick holes in everything you people on Fml!! give the dude a break, that would have ******* hurt........... no matter how it happened!!
eatmynuggets 0
lmao sucks to be you