Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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atomick 0
There are very few things that are more disgusting than a pierced belly button. For one thing, they NEVER heal. Secondly they smell really really bad, and finally; if you ever want anybody to touch, kiss, or lick any part of your body, DON'T put a chunk of metal through it. You are stupid. Anybody who gets a belly ring is stupid. Enjoy your infection, dip shit.
BabyGurlBlonde 0
I have my navel nipples and lip done and my boyfriend loves it, a lot of guys this it's sexy when a girl has pericings. just saying.
lilone08 0
Hey look at it this way only you will prob ever notice it and even if someone does then u have a piercing that is unique. If you really dont like it let it heal and get it repierced or get it pierced on the bottom like i did. I love it because I can still wear normal belly rings but its still diff.
janwag 0
idk if anyone has said this yet but u could just get the other side pierced, like reflected over the vertical center of ur belly button, i have a lot of friends who have done that and it looks fine.
usagi84 0
same thing happened to me. so i kept pushing it to the otherside, and now its healed and centered.
AnotherStranger2 0
OHMYGOD! That idiot! Gah... well, look on the bright side: Yours looks different? ...heh. And... people? If he had pierced the sharpie mark, it'd be "Today I got a belly-button piercing. The man pierced it exactly right. FML." Do you realize how stupid that is? IT'S OBVIOUS! Piercing the freckle would be considered "the wrong thing" which = FML. *deep breath* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
rallets 23
well....which one did he put it through?
Tehalon 0
Belly button pierced = YDI. You stay away from the belly button! If you have an inny, don't ruin a good belly button, if you got an outy, don't make it even uglyer!
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Honestly do people really have outies? I've never seen one
dani3oh3 0
well, at least u'll be unique! you never no, you might start a new trend :D
zeroprojekt 0
You could always let it heal up and have them pierce it the right way next time...
Yugaboo 0
Did you not pay attention when he was doing it and say something before?