Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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Dane_fml 0
Do you still think it makes you look hot?
genius_man16 1
I'd comment about #1 but lots of people have already beat me too it so i'll leave it be
Sweetcheeks 0
i had the same happen to me when i had my ears pierced. ;D
fml_lover1 0
Farmgirl, quit being so ignorant. I just graduated from a top private college as valedictorian in my major, and I did it all with a belly button piercing. And guess what, no one cares about the private college thing. you can pump yourself up all you want with your private college nonsense, but I guarantee that you're some fat girl sitting in your dorm crying. Anyway, OP, complain and see if you can get some really cute, really free belly rings from the piercing place. If you have really cute jewelry, maybe people won't notice it's off-center :) And, chances are that your body will reject it a little, and it'll even itself out.
darkmis1 18
U shouldn't have gotten ur belly button pierced in the 1st place.
psychodork 0
#1 is an idiot. I'm a freakin' tom boy and far from a ****, and I have two belly rings. The only way the OP might have deserved it is if she went to a shitty place to have it done. It's really not that bad anyhow. If you take it out right away, it'll barelly even scar, and belly button piercings hardly hurt. The piercer would probably re-do it for free after this one closes up, though maybe it would be a good idea to go somewhere else next time.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
ALRIGHT! Everyone leave Farmgirl the hell alone! Opinions should NOT be dissed ok? Just enjoy the funny PLEASE (:
jaleb 0
ohhhh that sucks
psychodork 0
And #21, when you get your belly button pierced, you lie down and can't really see what they're doing, so by the time she could have noticed, it would have already been too late. But hey, you take a bit of a risk trusting somone to pierce you.
steph_darling 0
you know they can take it out and do it again right? its not like a tattoo.....piercings can be re-done. #21--from personal experience, belly rings are one of the least painful piercings out there, especially for surface piercings, and they last less than 10 seconds in total, so it's not like she needed to be in a drugged stupour. just explain the situation and they'll probably fix it.