Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
Maybe you can find someone who can switch rooms with you. Perhaps one of her friends?
TheNoNameGuy 20
Good luck op. just hopefully you both can act mature and civil in this situation.
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Comments (22)
cocacola999 27
At least you can sell rights to your story to a TV channel - should be a perfectly mediocre sitcom!
TheNoNameGuy 20
Good luck op. just hopefully you both can act mature and civil in this situation.
GigaPudding_fml 24
Maybe you can find someone who can switch rooms with you. Perhaps one of her friends?
miss_cupcake0979 4
I'm just saying....I'd have atleast 4 different chick's there during the semester....just to make sure she really moved on.
pandaxpress 19
That's highly immature and if that relationship involved intense feelings, the last thing on OP's mind is having other girls around.
Lalala579121 28
Because if there's one thing better than having to room with an ex, it's having to room with an ex who is pissed at you.
cacheson 42
Requesting a room change is definitely an option!
TayTay1991 8
What dorm allows guys & girls to room together?
Tyrolite 13
It's possible that OP is also a girl.
cocacola999 27
I work at a university and we do allow guys and girls to room together - as they are both consenting adults, it shouldn't be a problem.
GhostFox 34
Gender neutral and mixed-gender college housing is becoming more readily available in many places. Partly for safety and comfort of people who are transgender, intersex, and/or express their gender in less common ways. The other part is for people like OP and his now-ex who want to live together, or people with opposite gender friends that they would prefer being roommates with over a stranger. There's fairly common lists of colleges that have them on the internet.
worldclassrager 41
This could Mend it...but I don't think it will...think of her as a roommate now...
SataySticks 13
Omg. The same thing happened to me. My bf broke up with me and we can't break the lease which ends in January. We are both stuck here until then. (And our landlord won't let us swap in new tenants)
MitiMiki 16
In California, if a tenant needs to break a lease, the landlord must make a good faith attempt to re-rent the property in a timely manner in order to minimize cost to the leasee. In other words, you can always break a lease, legally. Check your local laws, and if you can find a suitable renter to take over the lease, present the option to your landlord.
annalily5 28
Oh dear heavens this is why you should never live with a person you're dating in a dorm situation (particularly if you're a new couple). Breaking up and being trapped is not a good situation to be in.
Regimental_Phan 18
what if you can't switch roommates? and then she starts to hook up with other dudes.....that'll suck quite a bit.