coffee_princess
Canada
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
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smellybelly
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Smell test
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outie
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Anonymous
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Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
leahrb
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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
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Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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quit fucking up my life
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Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
ihateguys
San Francisco, United States
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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DncrHap 9
"well, mr. bellybutton, what do you think of Emma's new boyfriend?" "he gives me a tummy ache." "ohhhh, mr. bellybutton. you crack me up!"
ScaryyMary 14
What was it saying?
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Comments (104)
Maddoctor 10
I hope no lint came out...
mfmylifesrsly 30
well thats not embarressing...
the_flirtt 0
great first impression
owneditup 0
As a guy ill tell you i could care less wat my gf family does as long as your kwl u shud b gud
Crlnprz 11
aww your dad is going back to the old days ;)
420pium 0
Anyone have any drugs to give me? I'm all out.
Maddoctor 10
Aaaaand the threadjacking begins...
StoryOfTheYear 15
You're only caring because it's yours getting threadjacked :|
420pium 0
zing!
Haha_donkey 0
there's something wrong liking that? I thought it was normal. F*ck!
9shadow9fox9 0
cool dad but if it was a guy and the dad did it to a new gf well...it would be a short relationship
liljeron 0
pfft, quit cryin u baby he was just havin a little fun.
BananaSticker 0
OP gets a sticker for having a cool dad!
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
Nd 7 OMG please don't tell me that's a regular in your house... blink twice if you are being held against your will...
selenagirl_fml 0
I say op's father was threatening the relationship!! he wanted him to brake up w/ her! lol jk
cincin75 0
I bet with 100 Yen, that it speaks French.
cantfightfate 0
who cares? all parents do embarressing things. no one breaks up with someone because of how their parents act.
BeeSkwaird 0
Omphaloskepsis
knight0748 5
well, when your elder talks, you listen respectfully. do not judge how wisdom is pass on to your boyfriend.
w12345 2
I'm a guy. trust me, dudes don't care about that stuff.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
73: Wrong. My family is pretty brash and boisterous. The first time my brother brought one gf over, they made her cry. Multiple times. They weren't being mean at all or addressing her much; they're just quite loud and, uh, open. I love 'em all dearly, but it can be overwhelming at times, particularly to the uninitiated. The relationship didn't last long past that dinner.
TheSubhuman 0
spoof
Robynn_Ninjah 0
yea! evil french! with a mustache and an evil laugh ^^
zakkyzebra 11
LMAO that's great... I don't see why that's an fml. if I was your bf I'd pull my shirt up and do the same XD in French tho...
spaceboyftw 0
as long as he's not flabby, that would be awesome.
spaceboyftw 0
so what if i am
spaceboyftw 0
you bitch.
LeighMoreno 0
Lol. ^ Spaceboy, you should learn to spot people that say things to get a reaction out of you.. And avoid responding to them. :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
BLACK MAN KNOWETH ALL
LeighMoreno 0
Loren, lol. I've told you a gazillion times I'm not black. :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
GUY WHO LOOKS BLACK KNOWETH MOSTLY ALL BECAUSE HES MOSTLY LOOK LIKE BLACK AND I HAVE BAD GRAMMAR AND NEED TO SHUT OFF CAPS LOCK
spaceboyftw 0
im sorry. im just a sensitive person.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Actually I'm on my iPod and now you are the one reacting to my purposely mindless rambling shit that I threw into the comment box to piss you off, instead of that one dude reacting to you I win
StoryOfTheYear 15
Seriously what? I can't walk away from the computer as I am nowere near a computer if you don't count this iPod as a computer because it technically is because it computes shit (literally, it does) Give me another suggestion
StoryOfTheYear 15
No
StoryOfTheYear 15
I try but anyways I'm hitting the hay Birthday party to go to tmrw
LeighMoreno 0
You cared enough to make a comment about how you don't care about them though. :P
LeighMoreno 0
I never catch you in a 'kidding' mood. So it's kind of hard to distinguish your normal attitude from this kidding one you speak of.
LeighMoreno 0
First time for everything I guess.
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
39 Believe me... getting banned over some stupid Sh*t is Just not worth it ... believe me I know cause I had to create like 3 more profiles LMFAO don't do it! LMFAO
Chrisskiies 0
I agree with you Leigh, she always seems negative in her comments. O.o I shall await neg. comments now. D=
Secondine 0
sounds like ignorance is on her time of the month
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
An FML persona does not a personality make. Some people just blow off steam here; take Toxi as an example. Ignorance could be extremely positive IRL.
epr 0
Sm:)e
epr 0
Haahahaha.
ScaryyMary 14
What was it saying?
thatfrenchguy 8
go make him a sandwich..awkward how you were a teeenage feminist
Arsonnist 3
Haha nothing says break up with my daughter like good old belly button talk.
xFalzz 0
I bet the BF laughed. No real FML here
Jonsey92 0
f u jb impersonator!! you poser
acatatemywalrus 1
When there ever a real fml on here? except for maybe once every few days.
PurplePigeon 0
If your boyfriend stays after hearing what your dad's bellybutton has to say, it's meant to be. If he leaves, it never was.
emmmmmma_fml 0
aww lighten up!! stuff like that is funny, an FML was not needed!! hope your bf is a funny guy :)
rileykins 0
ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!!!
the_flirtt 0
Tina ??
rileykins 0
have you not ever seen white chicks??
the_flirtt 0
ya but it was a long time ago
_princess61522_ 0
love that movie! :D
Jacob_04 0
your dad is a weird mofo
spaceboyftw 0
so what if i am