Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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Comments (154)
peanutbutterfly 0
LMFAO #10 its so true
tWitt3rBuG 0
I'm guessing the small dot he marked with the sharpie. But imagine if he missed and got the freckle instead? Hmmm, "guess"
Vball6 19
That's what he did dumbass.
Danielle02 0
Can't be too small of a freckle if it was mistaken for a sharpie ?
fishsticker 0
#1 - FYL for being someone ignorant enough to say something like that. Not suprised by your username, and your honor I'll go out on a limb and suggest that only inbred, ignorant hicks with an IQ close to that of bovines make those kinds of assumptions.. :)
jesslackszazz 0
YDI for picking a winner body mod shop.
rockintothebeat 0
she didnt know :/
charvisioku 22
139: She could have looked into it... when you're getting a body mod you research where you're going for it. Unless you want it botched... you're risking all sorts of diseases and poor hygiene if you just blindly walk into the first shop.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
ahah yepp thank you #10.. i think so too? lol :p
orangecrsh16 0
im tired of these "guess which one" FML's
poolshark 0
YDI for going to Mr. Magoo for a piercing.
darkelf06 0
1: hey man respect 17: yeah your right. if people keep submitting their FML's with "guess which one", "only to realize", etc etc FML is going to get boring. people should start getting more creative.
catatonicsleep 17
See I can see this happening, the pen my piercer marked my ears with was exactly the same colour as my freckles, luckily I don't have freckles on my ears. You would think they would use a blue pen, or green, something that can't be mistaken as a freckle or a spot.