Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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hmkay8710 0
she didn't say she was going she said she was getting her daughter ready.
shaniecerb 0
my daughter wouldnt go.how dare he have the audacity to have his daughter at that abomination of a wedding
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Comments (234)
gotbiscuits 0
but women are not?
lordxb 0
wow that guy sounds like my dad :
jdog1231 0
damn basterd
SirSingle 4
statistically women cheat more than men now......
whcwtexan 0
it should be, "people who cheat are scum" you sexist bitch!
MusicLover5 3
haha you should've told her to kick him the balls Hahaha
grumpygeorge 0
I'm betting you had everything you needed to keep him from cheating.
mexicotoucher 7
Exactly, no one wakes up one morning and thinks 'I think I'll do someone else today". People cheat because there is something lacking in their relationship. And maybe OP was a bad wife. Everyone's been in a relationship with that horrible partner.
bayoubottom 3
same belief here. she could have prevented it. he wanted something she wasn't willing to give it to him that's why it's his fault.
SmallTownCutie 0
How the **** can someone cheating be the others fault? If you don't like your sex life you talk about it. If you aren't feeling satisfied? you TALK about it. You do NOT go around screwing other women. You are all sick.
skylervondra 0
**** you #10 the little girl did nothing
whcwtexan 0
She should have clarified her thoughts then, because it sure sounds sexist.
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Maybe OP's ex-husband really loves this woman. Even though the fact that he cheated on OP sucks, OP needs to suck it up and move on. After all, OP's daughter will always be her ex-husband's daughter, too, and this will mean a lot not only to the ex, but to the daughter as well. Plus it's likely that this won't be the last event for which OP has to get her daughter ready to go to that will involve the new wife.