Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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hmkay8710 0
she didn't say she was going she said she was getting her daughter ready.
shaniecerb 0
my daughter wouldnt go.how dare he have the audacity to have his daughter at that abomination of a wedding
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Comments (234)
bingababe 16
OP - I've been in the exact same situation, the only advice I have to give is to suck it up for your daughter and hide your pain. Kids shouldn't pay for their parents mistakes and even though it kills you to be getting her ready for the bastards wedding it makes you the bigger person. I cried after sending my 7 year old to her fathers wedding but I knew I was doing the right thing. All that matters is our childrens happiness as I'm sure you already know. Hang in there, life will get better xoxoxox
Mattw2791 0
LolZ
bluegoldfish 7
guys i think #s 4 and 38 wefe both joking lighten up a bit
GeneralMotors 23
lol
Blueglasscup 18
That's how I feel about it too! Everyone seems to just keep going on and on about how she's his daughter too.
Blueglasscup 18
._. This was for 58 but nevermind...
BBBBOOOOYYYU 3
so what it's HER DAD that's like not going to ur funeral
TraceCase_ 19
OP, that's very selfless of you and also the right thing to do. I hated it soo much when I was young and my parents vented their relationship frustrations on me or made me feel guilty for bringing up any part of my life that involved the other parent experiencing any happiness. Your children will always love both parents and it's important to allow them to maintain those relationships no matter how broken your's and your ex's is. Divorce is the worst and so is your cheating ass ex husband, but again, you're doing the right thing!
brooooks 0
where's bin laden when you need him?
SteelCladAngel 0
he's getting married to more than one woman in the same ceremony? am I the only one who caught the 'women' typo?
dudeitsdanny 10
Yup! All the jokes made before your posts are not really there -Jedi hand wave- These are not the droids you are looking for.
SteelCladAngel 0
lol I didn't really read comments before posting xc
meggs2209 0
it's still his daughter too! I understand OP.