Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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hmkay8710 0
she didn't say she was going she said she was getting her daughter ready.
shaniecerb 0
my daughter wouldnt go.how dare he have the audacity to have his daughter at that abomination of a wedding
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Comments (234)
aback 5
It was probably a bad idea to get that "doormat" tatt on your back.
BoringGuy 0
you're purrrdy
jayemdoubleyou 1
Fuuuuuuuuu....
Lizzylibeth 2
So your ex is a Polygamist? Man that sucks.
mers10 4
goof
a32ozcoldcup 0
What my lovey ex wife forgot to leave out is that she got caught sleeping with our daughter's principal the month before.
Flutist 3
^ Talk about school spirit. I saw no problem with the statement "men who cheat are scum." If it had been a man saying his daughter was going to his wife's wedding to a man she cheated on him with then the comment would be "women who cheat are scum." Don't take everything to mean a revolution of thought. Just because she said only men does not change the fact that people who cheat are scum.
amy4946 3
that was me when I was 4...
Jboy1218 0
women cheat more then men convo over men win :p
CRMARPT 15
don't let her go?!