Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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hmkay8710 0
she didn't say she was going she said she was getting her daughter ready.
shaniecerb 0
my daughter wouldnt go.how dare he have the audacity to have his daughter at that abomination of a wedding
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Comments (234)
Jboy1218 0
Irony!
Natalie403 6
You are a Class A moron. Have a nice day ;)
Jboy1218 0
sexist
HateyMcHater 4
Just to be clear: I'm not downvoting your comment, which I actually thought was mildly amusing, though ill-conceived. I'm downvoting your eyeglasses.
ShanieceRamirez9 0
ur a idiot would u likee it if u were at ur dads wedding with the girl he cheated on. nd ur mom dress u up like some sordof bozo or embaress u. NO. I didint think so.
waltz 0
haha loser
TKrisha_fml 5
Should have taught your daughter to mess the wedding up.
braasilianx0 4
women who cheat on men are also scum.
oblio 0
It seems just a wee bit inappropriate to involve the daughter in his wedding. I wonder how happy she is about daddy leaving mommy for another woman. I think the dad should have a little more class. What a douche!
aback 5
And when the kid's old enough to have relationships of her own and realizes her dad used her as a pawn to get back at her mother, that she was, in effect celebrating the ***** that broke up her family, she's going to feel awful.
The_YDI_Guy 0
YDI for having your daughter go...