Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?
mif_fml 27
At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?
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Comments (60)
chronicB 19
What an accident!
DFMLharsh 20
What a waste of first comment!
Lorenzo1102 21
You don't say
TisAPenguin 16
#1 reason I no longer carry any liquids in my purse. Things spill.
mif_fml 27
At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?
beaglegal 42
Always look on the bright side!
sonasonic 34
Always look at the travel cup as half full... How tealightful.
venomousflower 24
That really sucks. At least it covered your skirt and just wasn't in one spot?
EatUrGreens 20
Looks like piss regardless..
Theglc20 27
Life can really take the piss sometimes...
jberg583 12
And to top it all off you didn't get to drink your tea
JazzHandsFML 28
well it sounds like the top might have fallen off
clydefrog1994 2
That's the worst part of the whole story!
jaymecarterr 21
Must have been a real piss off.
Zebediabolical 45
Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?
Welshite 40
Purses are incredibly convenient, but they do tend to become wormholes of terror. There are worse things than a cup of tea to be found in a purse.
irishmaiden78 23
I wondered the same thing myself... I wouldn't want to take that chance.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 7. This was my first question too. I think you're kind of asking for it to spill when you put it in your purse. As a tea-aholic I would never (and have never) put my tea in my purse. When you're bringing tea in a vehicle, always hold it in your hand and hold your hand out away from you (unless there's a cup holder), and never put it in between your legs. If you can't hold it in your hand, your best to leave it. I know all this from experience unfortunately.
booze_n_bitches 37
There are ones that exist which are totally water tight. I have one like that, and it's fine in my bag. If you don't tighten it up properly, then it would leak. Like a water bottle would (which we all keep in our bags no problem).
Zebediabolical 45
I considered that. But the way it's worded implies that it's a cup that will spill when tipped not leak when improperly secured.
booze_n_bitches 37
Well if that is the case, then I agree - and OP is a fool for it!
fluffycatsdad 33
My thoughts exactly!
igg125 30
Yellow piss smells, tea doesn't.
thuglife69420 6
"I swear I didn't piss myself. Just smell my crotch. It doesn't smell... Like pee."
Stormcloak 20
I like how he specified that the piss is yellow.
Darkness_Hate 29
It may have the colour but not the smell so they're quite dumb
shay_serendipity 29
Well it's not like they'll be wanting to get closer to OP to smell if it's piss or not, like someone above me said. If someone looked like they pissed themselves, I wouldn't exactly want to go near them.
lyricalservant 21
Caught in a piss?