Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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hmkay8710 0
she didn't say she was going she said she was getting her daughter ready.
shaniecerb 0
my daughter wouldnt go.how dare he have the audacity to have his daughter at that abomination of a wedding
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Comments (234)
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
ehh, just have to go through with it. at least your daughter has a dad. send his wife my way, ill have her cut up.
HubertPL 0
nice car :o
Rico_Mal1116 0
Maserati ftw.
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
thanks lol
marinus_fml 20
******* moron.
ecorbridge 4
He's a polygamist?
thecovert 7
You are an idiot.
chiddy_bang71 0
polygamist-someone who believes in a religion with more then one god. I'm in 8th grade and i knew that.
chiddy_bang71 0
oh wait. wrong word. I'm an idiot :)
ecorbridge 4
I was referring to the fact that OP said her ex was marrying "women" - which is the plural form of "woman." Keep your opinions to yourself.
monnanon 14
Lol chiddy-bang i believe you meant polytheist :) They are practically the same words so we'll let you off with your mistake. :)
MilanKing 0
plant a bomb in the flower basket and toss the bitch
MilanKing 0
"Weeeelllllllll!!..."
CitrusGirl 0
I wouldn't allow my daughter to do that. I hope at least that she's not old enough to understand. That's really sad.
ecorbridge 4
it's HIS daughter too.
lovely220 0
And think about the daughter too. Maybe she wants to be in the wedding
soonerchic11 0
cut both of them.(;
BigOrca 2
I am proud of you. He will be so happy and so will your daughter.
Pigpen181 3
People move on......So should you
Jazzalyn 10
Even if he is OPs ex and he did cheat on her - the girl is still his daughter. If he wanted her to take part, then I think has the right to want that. Also...women? How many people is OPs ex marrying?
visualaesthetics 7
people are* If you're going to correct OP's grammar, make sure yours isn't shoddy either.
dudeitsdanny 10
^ You're an absolute moron. Your grammar resembles that of Google's language tool. The "is" refers to OP's ex. I'm not even sure how you thought "are" was correct. Call your parents and have then apologize for shaking you as a baby.
crystalou_fml 3
Jazzalyn was right the first time. If YOU are going to go around correcting grammar, you might want to make sure it actually needs to be corrected :)
techweed 12
Don't think about the wedding, think about your daughter