Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
whcwtexan
Mr Kingsville, Texas 45 years-old
Anonymous
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Use the force
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
boyfriend123
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I spy…
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 a.m. because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML