Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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hmkay8710 0
she didn't say she was going she said she was getting her daughter ready.
shaniecerb 0
my daughter wouldnt go.how dare he have the audacity to have his daughter at that abomination of a wedding
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chiddy_bang71 0
soap stains in your shower and mildew on your walls are scum.
LilysTillie 7
That sucks, but it's so great that you're putting your daughter above any negative feelings you have for your ex. Too often in these situations the negative overshadows what's best for the kids.
XxXPromiseXxX 0
Men are more likely to cuz they think we aren't good enough so they need another person to screw...pigs
Jboy1218 0
Women are far more unfaithful than men, a survey reveals. 40% of females cheat on lovers, compared with 34% of males.
bluegoldfish 7
yeah but there are countless surveys that attempt to analyse infidelity and they all contradict each other because hardly anyone answers truthfully, it's a really personal private thing for some people.
dudeitsdanny 10
Ah yes, surveys.. The foolproof way of getting solid, honest results. ...oh, wait...
candys123 0
he has every right to have her in his wedding after all it's his daughter too..but you should have let him get her ready!
Freeze_fml 17
Lesbo alert.
SirSingle 4
Men more likely because we are "pigs"? That is an ignorant generalization, and stats are showing the tides are turning so....cheating is unacceptable for either sex though.
Daviddwd 0
u deserve it for brin an ugly ******* bitch. besides. monogamy is a) unnatural and b) irrational. also, no religion has ever banned polygamy, except the mormon church, but that's because other people looked down on it without realizing they could to.
marcranger 29
if you're going to troll, at least try to make sense.