Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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Top comments
Huey_Freeman 4
Dig up his grandmother for his birthday.
foshizzle82 7
Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?
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Comments (85)
Sandsh8rk 36
He must have been dead serious about that.
flockz 20
don't let it get under your skin. but fur real though, he needs to cut that creepy shit out.
PedroTall 0
If a turn of a phrase is a good thing. Then obvious jokes and a caring person such as yourself was quite comforting to the "Wedding Gift" of the century
gc327072 31
For those who didn't understand, 36 was trying to say "man door hand hook car door". Hope that clears things up a bit.
gc327072 31
And now 36's comment got deleted.... thus making my last comment seem random... Dafuq, moderators?!
Schizomaniac 24
I've been waiting for an FML about rabbits in hopes of making a "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" joke, but this is just ****** up.
andiewithlove 21
Watch out Barry! Someone is going to steal the trophy at the next Dinner for Winners!
The_Big_Boss 20
Maybe I'm ****** up in the head, but this seems like a good thing to me. I'd be happy
s810s_waitin 1
I know, I almost feel weird for not being disturbed.
NiiTeH 7
Is your dad Chuck Testa?
TheLittlePug 3
Gotta have a sick mind to come up with that idea as a wedding present. Emphasis on wedding.
helpfulperson 9
Kind of sounds like a sociopath...
ShyAnn29 15
43 if he did that they would have decomposed, I'm thinking they were kept in a freezer.
PedroTall 0
Don't you think the Blue and Pink ribbons around their perspective little necks was a nice touch!
SxeDaze 13
I'm more concerned where he dug up or had nibbles and thumper. O_O