Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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Huey_Freeman 4
Dig up his grandmother for his birthday.
foshizzle82 7
Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?
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Comments (85)
SApprentice 34
He was probably trying to be nice. A lot of people are horrified by the concept, but many people do practice it. He would have had to have taken them to be done years ago, but waited until now to give them to you, thinking maybe that you would be able to appreciate it at this point. Obviously he didn't go about this in the best way, but it seems like he was trying to be a sentimental dad. It's not a psychotic thing to do, it's just not very socially accepted. I am assuming however that your rabbits died natural deaths, and that your father did not kill them. I have known people that have done that to their child's pet rabbit.
KM96 24
That is officially sick, to the core!!
karen1991 15
Did he forgot to take his meds?
catanita 18
Not a nice gift for a wedding... but think a little. He kept the rabbits since you were in fifth grade. This must mean something to you, no? Maybe this is the way he expreses his love to you.
gman90210 18
Well good for you he was thinking of you. And if you can't be sure they are them then thank him like you should. Also at least you had your father there with you. So be glad you still have him around to share some memories with
gman90210 18
After all having that done isn't cheap
perdix 31
I'm sure when you said "Rabbit, rabbit" at the beginning of each month, you didn't know it eventually would come true literally. Didja?
buckdharma 38
redneckognize this as a wonderful gift
misterbufford 1
Was camouflage involved anywhere in this wedding and/or a deer stand? If so, the gift is perfectly normal.
Calingaladha 21
This is a hare-raising situation. But don't lapine over your dead pets...give them a proper burial.
noisebox 1
I guess he wants you guys to f- - -k like rabbits..,