Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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stryder9090 28
Silly Dad, rabbits are for kids.
Higamalia 19
That sucks. Hopefully when he was eating it, he found several hares in it.
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Higamalia 19
That sucks. Hopefully when he was eating it, he found several hares in it.
Foto_1 12
I think that's the joke.
EvilLittleGirl 24
hairs *
NakuEh 27
@#66: Someone didn't get the obvious joke.
Dean__Winchester 16
Who the hell eats a rabbit, especially their kid's pet rabbit? Well, I gotta ask: did he have a lucky year?
emilyjgraham 34
Eating rabbit meat is quite common but it's a bit weird and horrible to go out and kill your child's pet!!
Loveyou6611 20
No he didn't. He died.
JustinJK 21
I love hate stew :)
brittaaany_93 38
My father's psycho girlfriend threatened to eat my rabbit one day when she was having a bitch fit. I was absolutely mortified. I don't know how people can say/do stuff like that.
Brandi_Faith 34
A lot of people eat rabbit, but as mentioned, to eat your kids pet is messed up. I wonder if they had no money and were starving which is why the dad ate the rabbit?
bunnylady08 13
I raise rabbits for show and pets. however. I have gone and butchered certain ones if they weren't thriving for one reason or another. it's very lean and good for you. but still, eating a pet one is a bit morbid...
grimpeeper 13
Erm, not to be a dick, but mortified means embarrassed. Did you mean horrified?
marcmaralou 15
A similar thing happened to my mom... she had a pet rabbit as a child and at some point it just disappeared. My grandma had said that it had run away, but, as it turns out, she fed it to my mom.
completerubbish 17
Who knows, maybe the OP has also eaten a bun with the bunny's meat, but his dad has never told him.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Jesus, that's some Hannibal shit.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
That's some twisted shit
cryssycakesx3 23
aw it sounds so much worse when you call it a bunny
Mirorbo 27
I imagine it didn't taste very good. There's a huge difference between raising food and raising a pet...
bunnylady08 13
actually in my experience, it's very similar. I raise my hogs as if they were pets. They deserve the same happiness and health treatments as any cat or dog would.
sdroze1389 31
your dad, not the rabbit correct?
thefmlman2011 37
correct. I was thinking that aswell.
gearhead369 20
Seriously, what kind of parent would do such a thing? That's wrong in so many ways
stryder9090 28
Silly Dad, rabbits are for kids.
allyiscute1 22
This is terrible!D: my grandma did this to my uncle except she cooked it for everybody to eat and asked my uncle if he liked the food midway through the meal and my uncle said yes it's delicious! then she said good it's your rabbit and my uncle got sad and stopped eating but they were poor so you have to do what you have to do I guess!
MrConcise 35
Your grandma is a dick.
Nymeria_fml 25
When you're poor, I guess you eat the rabbit if you have to, but you don't deceivingly feed the rabbit to your child and then stop him in the middle of the meal to tell him. Sounds mocking to me. She's definitely a dick.
Brandi_Faith 34
I also wondered if the dad ate it because they were starving and had no food? I understand the grandma eating it if they were starving, but I don't think she should have told her kid, she should've said he ran away or died or something. That's so sad.
AverageJoey 18
Did he keep the feet?
mariepastyglue 30
Do you mean your dad has been dead for five years, or the rabbit? I assume you mean your dad because if it is the rabbit that means you are only 11...
Nymeria_fml 25
Well, OP obviously means his dad is the one who has been dead. If the dad wasn't dead, there really wouldn't be a point in saying OP can't be mad at him, because the whole "my rabbit is dead" thing IS the reason to be mad at the dad.