Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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Huey_Freeman 4
Dig up his grandmother for his birthday.
foshizzle82 7
Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?
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foshizzle82 7
Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?
failbeast 3
OPs dad doesn't hate him, maybe it was a gag gift?
lux0rd 18
Giving someone their dead pet as a gag gift is sick.
jfotogs 0
Oh man, your avatar is da bestest!
foshizzle82 7
28 - Well it's a sick idea for a joke, especially considering those rabbits were pets from her childhood! This type of "gift" is more suited for someone you don't particularly like very much, in my opinion anyway!
damiencye 3
Hate is a strong word
mikeofthunder 13
Perhaps he really really really doesn't like her
BellaBelle_fml 23
40- I agree, hate is a strong word. That's why I prefer to say that I, "Passionately despise their inner being to an infinite amount." It makes me sound less bitter :P
alissa222 15
Many people actually like taxidermy. Why, I cannot fathom, but they do. Ive heard it's "comforting" to still have the family pet. It's just too bad that OP doesn't. sounds to me like OPs dad was trying to be thoughtful, in his own way.
Metallica36176 16
I love how the first half of your comment is all nice and then you went all blunt and horrible. ;)
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Seems like a messed up thing to do.
LucaCoffey 6
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I'm sure he was joking....right?
UberNova 18
Seeing as he did it and actually gave them to OP, I don't think so.
whiteboy896 9
ahhh, memories..
Huey_Freeman 4
Dig up his grandmother for his birthday.
mavericks 6
That's a little harsh over two dead rodents
thatpeachyperson 12
Rabbits aren't rodents, actually. I just though someone ought to tell you.
annie_nk 23
What are they?
heimdallr 14
#27: Rabbits, hares, etc. are lagomorphs, which have similarities to rodents.
Zomg_Okay 27
27 - Mammals.
Zomg_Okay 27
Well, mammals if you don't want to be too specific.
Metallica36176 16
Yeah 21 I remember specifically being taught that they were NOT of the rodent family in school. So very good :)
annie_nk 23
"You told me they ran away to help the Easter bunny!"
HyperSquirrel 8
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Why did you have them in the first place??
ydi_4_suking 20
Because they were pets originally...
niccilooloo 0
My guess is they were pets? Oblivious much?
kickass1stbase 7
Not Bugs and Peter!
kickass1stbase 7
To clarify I mean bugs bunny and Peter rabbit
ydi_4_suking 20
Who is Peter rabbit?
kickass1stbase 7
He's from children's books
Enslaved 38
I thought it was Peter Cotton Tail.
TrueTriage 16
Peter got nothing on Roger! We all know it!
lux0rd 18
#13's comment made me die a little inside
BellaBelle_fml 23
kickass1stbase- I do believe that you are referring to Bugs Bunny and Roger Rabbit. The other children's book with a rabbit is Peter Cotton Tail. I'll admit, at first I didn't even think twice about Peter Rabbit. But then I started to reminisce about my favorite childhood stories and realized it wasn't Petter Rabbit but Roger Rabbit and Peter Cotton Tail.
neilykins 29
Peter Rabbit is right, it used to be my favourite children's book. He wore a blue jacket. His sisters name was cotton tail.
Calingaladha 21
Well, Peter Cottontail is a song about a rabbit.
MiloBear 11
Considering that one of the first websites to pop up after googling Beatrix Potter is peterrabbit.com, I'm pretty sure his name is Peter Rabbit. That, and I can still remember my mom saying in a sing-song voice, "Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter!" when she read the books to me many years ago.
rawr_ily96 24
I know this is over 6 months late, but it's hard to resist... *busts out singing* Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail!
bimonthly 4
he's saving your first dog for when you announce you're having a child
PedroTall 0
The first child... The dog, a St. Bernard. The dog can be ridden with the kid waving the Rabbits over his or her head. GRANDAD will be so proud
BellaBelle_fml 23
PedroTall; your comments rarely make any sense.
gman90210 18
You rarely make sense
Enslaved 38
Rabbits are a good luck symbol. Your dad wants you to represent, mate like bunnies and make lots and lots of grandbabies!
zingline89 18
I would be hopping mad.
mavericks 6
I find that disturbing and hilarious at the same time