Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
David Tinfoil
Today, as an amateur magician, I tried a new trick at my nephew’s birthday party. The trick involved pulling a fake rabbit out of a hat. I didn't realize my nephew had put his real pet rabbit in the hat as a prank. The poor rabbit jumped out, scaring the kids, and causing chaos. FML
Underwhelming
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Natural
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
RIP little guy
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Crybabies
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Poor little bunny
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Get your nephew a pet bunny and tell him that you were asked by the Easter Bunny to have him raise and care for the bunny. It'll distract him and he'll learn a thing or two about being a good pet owner.
RedPillSucks 33
so explain to your nephew that your brother in law is a jerk and he's playing a prank. I'm not an Easter Bunny person, but you don't screw with kids like that. it's up to his parents if they want to reveal that type of stuff
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thatnucca 36
That's when you also find a baseball bat and bring it to him... Smdh
GrimReefer66 29
You feeling ok buddy?
karcummings 19
hope your nephew feels better.. at least they tried? heh.. no
photographer49 22
Feels better? I think this is more of a **** the nephew's life. That asshole just ruined the kids childhood why would he feel better?
GrimReefer66 29
I don't know if he found his Easter Eggs but I sure did!
bcalle 8
It takes a few seconds to be a dick but forever to fix a broken spirit. What an ass
5sonic 22
Did he go out and kill it for that reason exactly? To scare the shit out of your nephew?
Kitty_Kat44 31
They didn't say he killed it. He probably found it and decided to be a ass and play a stupid joke.
AllSoul 23
And scar him for life.
Tarlachia 33
Get your nephew a pet bunny and tell him that you were asked by the Easter Bunny to have him raise and care for the bunny. It'll distract him and he'll learn a thing or two about being a good pet owner.
teentee401 37
Woah, parenting WIN. That's incredibly cute and creative, and the problem is solved.
writerchic85 26
Actually rabbits are tons of mess and work and a lot of times they don't survive their first year with an inexperienced owner so then the kid would think he personally killed the Easter bunny.
teentee401 37
^^I'm sure the parents would only do this if they were prepared to help the kid raise it. Or it could turn into a lesson about life and death :/
Tarlachia 33
Thanks! Good to hear that as a father to a 2 year old daughter, I'm doing something right! :)
badgercheese94 16
#19, no, not "parenting win".. or even "uncle/aunt win"... A rabbit is an animal that is a huge responsibility, it is not a toy you willy nilly give to a child. Too many rabbits sadly end up dead only a few weeks after being carelessly given away as gifts for Easter. Unless their nephew demonstrates a readiness for caring for what is a delicate pet, it is best to get them a stuffed rabbit than risk the life of a real one.just because of a relative's reckless insensitivity
Tarlachia 33
34, no matter the age of the child, any good parent willing to gift a rabbit to the child also knows it's their equal responsibility to teach the child how to care for the animal and to pick up the slack if the child forgets to do necessary tasks like feeding or cleaning their cage. So, yes, it is a parenting win. It means the parent has the foresight to soften the hurt emotions of the child by teaching them a lifelong skill, empathy for animals, and helps to develop the maturity of the child through a means of real world application. Not doing something like this would basically mean you're a heartless parent who doesn't strive to resolve situations in a mature way that benefits the child. I don't think holding the child in a comforting hug and saying "That person is a real jerk!" will do as much positivity as my original suggestion. The goal here is to heal the child's hurt caused by an insensitive asshole by teaching the child to love an animal. Sure, the Easter Bunny fable might be shattered for the child, but parents have the opportunity to teach the child what truly matters in this world.
writerchic85 26
Having worked in pet stores for years I can personally say there are a LOT of people out there who impulse buy animals especially rabbits around easter and they think they're going to give it a good home but they don't realize how much work it is.
askullnamedbilly 33
Forget about the responsible pet ownership thing for a minute, shouldn't the PARENTS be the ones to decide whether they want a pet in their home or not? OP is the boy's aunt or uncle, they have no business giving their nephew an animal to care for.
Tarlachia 33
40, while a valid point, let's remember that based off this FML, the brother in law is more than likely also the parent of the nephew. My earlier suggestion would still be a good lesson for both parent and child.
DoomedGemini 38
It depends on the age of the child whether a bunny is a good pet idea. Dogs and cats are pretty good pets for children as long as you watch them but bunnies are very fragile creatures. I just saw a post not too long ago of how a bunny is paralyzed because the parents thought it was a good pet for a small child. Children need to have stronger pets to teach them gentleness before something they can easily hurt like a rabbit.
Steve97 32
#34 captain buzzkill over here
askullnamedbilly 33
#44 What's wrong with you? An animal is not a 'lesson' to teach to a parent or child, it's a living breathing being that does not deserve to be put into a household that doesn't wholeheartedly wish to care for it. If you think the brother in law in the FML is the father of the boy, do you honestly think it's a good idea to entrust someone who thinks it's funny to show a dead rabbit to a kid on easter with partial responsibility for another rabbit? Even normal parents aren't all that likely to be happy to be 'gifted' with a pet they didn't ask for.
hznja 22
Rabbits are generally not recommended for families children. They're very fragile, and they get scared easily and ten to bite and scratch if picked up or held closely, which ends up in either hurt rabbit or hurt child. Plus they require a LOT of care and attention, so although it's a cute idea #21 is right.
yarani 26
I hope your brother in law doesn't find Jesus come Christmas...
Tarlachia 33
Don't worry, come Easter it'll all be sorted out. ;)
RedPillSucks 33
so explain to your nephew that your brother in law is a jerk and he's playing a prank. I'm not an Easter Bunny person, but you don't screw with kids like that. it's up to his parents if they want to reveal that type of stuff
fsomelife 26
It's not even just that, you don't show kids dead animals, period. It's ******* traumatizing. And to bring it in like that? The brother-in-law's ****** in the head... I'd be extremely careful having pets around a moron like him :(
GrimReefer66 29
It's not really traumatizing to see a dead animal...
teentee401 37
Maybe it isn't for YOU, right NOW, but it is when you're really little and are basically in love with all cute little creatures. Especially if you still don't quite understand death.
ksks1234 33
16-- why it is not traumatizing to see a dead animal for some people (farm kids, kids that grow up hunting) it is traumatizing in that manner. This kid would have to be pretty young to believe in the Easter Bunny and be that upset over the bunny's death. That is a cruel joke that the kid's possibly dad played on him.
xleanne_aLly 23
#37 I grow up on an Indian Reserve. At any giving day I will and have walked outside to see torn up deer legs and fur allll over the place. I have like five neighbores who like to hunt and my dog steals their scraps. That being said children are still sensitive and fragile until something takes that away from them. I found a bird with a broken leg and asked my dad if I could keep it as a pet. And he picked up a big rock and crushed it. I was only 7, seen lots of dead things and attended funerals. BUT seeing that bird smashed made me ball my eyes out for a couple hours.
GrimReefer66 29
I was in the 4th or 3rd grade when I saw my dead kitten lying in a box all cold and stiff, I didn't cry though. Even before that I remember my dad scooping up a dead rabbit in our garage combed over with maggots i just thought was gross..I get your point though #37
Ashd09 30
I agree with #37. I was born and raised on a farm and have seen more dead animals than I can count. When I was 5 years old we had a doe (goat) having problems kidding. I helped pull the kid and saw my first stillborn animal. I didn't cry, I didn't scream, I didn't get upset at all. I put the kid in an empty feed bag and put it in the "bone yard" like I was taught to do with all losses. It depends on the child really. It may traumatise those that don't see it regularly, while farm kids and kids that hunt see it so often that it doesn't phase them
poppunkette 22
Oh wow that's just cruel on your brother in laws part to do that! Poor kidlet! I'd be saying the easter bunny was sleeping and will wake next year. Or anything to make the kid better
abNormal62 23
You're no bunny, till some bunny loves you! Daddy doesn't deserve that role
wakemeupplease 21
That's who we call a dick!!