Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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Top comments
jet223 20
Classic
addisonrose12 16
Been there... Done that... When you where glasses 24/7, you sometimes forget about them :/
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Comments (63)
beeferjay 34
when I was a kid my mom would remind me to quit jacking off and to watch it because I was already wearing glasses. but I never did that as a kid
lanai80 24
Lmao don't worry, you're not alone in that one. It's happened to me all the time. Most times I don't realize up until I go to splash water in my face and I feel my glasses in the way ?
shinikageWolf 15
If you recently got glasses I understand. But I've had glasses for years now and it's a habit to take them off before entering the shower. If you're in the shower and things aren't blurry, you're doing it wrong.
Tawhsha 7
Sometimes when I take off my glasses, I get the feeling of "ghost glasses" and end up going to push them up and end up poking my eyeballs, despite having blurry as heck vision..
pete9913 23
I understand how you'd forget you had glasses on, up until they fogged up. How did that not tip you off?
Ben12345_fml 18
How did you take off your shirt without noticing your glasses
Monday_funday 25
I have done this at least once. But I was amazed that I could see.
mutukrp 13
Well, my case was opposite! Woke up with contact lenses on and was convinced that my short-sight problem was miraculously cured by itself, my joy knew no bounds until my mom pointed out that the contact lens case was empty :-/
Xeivan 15
WTF!? You're a dumb ass!
cutiegroove 10
Chill.
EsotericAura 25
As a person who gets clotheslined by their headphones on a regular basis, I understand. You get so used to them being there that you can't really even feel them anymore.