Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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Top comments
jet223 20
Classic
addisonrose12 16
Been there... Done that... When you where glasses 24/7, you sometimes forget about them :/
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Comments (63)
zenrael 21
We get it. You smoke weed
Swimmer_Says 10
Don't worry. Most forgetful of us are smarter than the rest of the world even if we just seem clumsy to them.
LegionRapier61 8
dumbass.
yamuri 17
I had a similar situation where I was walking with a friend and everything started getting a little blurry. I said "I wish I brought my glasses". You just get so used to them you don't know you are wearing them lol.
LosinIt2008 14
Lol smh
worldclassrager 41
That's not a huge issue...
domolovesyoshi 33
Aw, aw bless, done that a few times, glad you're not going blind, that is the one sense I don't think i'd be able to live without
zaidthunder1 27
If you forget and it flashes for a few seconds that you're going to die and then you remember that's fine. But 5 full minutes is pure idiocy.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, I haven't walked in the shower while wearing my glasses either. That's not to say I'm so smart that I don't forget that I have them on. Not at all; I'm an idiot. I once went swimming with them on, which might be even dumber then walking into the shower with glasses. Also, I once spent a good twenty minutes looking for them while I had them on.
DoomedGemini 38
I've worn them into the shower absentmindedly, but quickly realized when the water hit them and let droplets. I believe my dad wears them into the shower to clean them, though. Or perhaps that's an excuse...