Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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pnckswthsrp 0
How do wearing lens-less glasses make you look in any way smarter? :P
JP101 0
The key to looking smarter is to be smarter. instead of wearing fake glasses, try actually studying and reading. Then you'll look smarter. Wearing fake glasses with the lenses out will just make you look too poor to get real glasses. Moron.
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Comments (166)
Mebaka 0
FAKE BEEN ON HERE BEFORE!
beyoh 0
Stupid people run in packs. Maybe someone saw it & thought "Hey, that's a great idea!"
Dr_Haiku 0
Trying to look cool But to the population You're still a dumb bitch
Stotan1228 0
very nice haiku friend those who receive will be mad you win most grandly
MagicMeds 0
Stotan... how many syllables do you think "very" has? Or "haiku"? Because you failed at one of them...
Stotan1228 0
Hai-ku. Excuse me if i talk different, it's the accent. I knew someone was going to call me on that.
Dr_Haiku 0
Well stotan i appreciate the thought
brutal_banger 10
ver-y, you dumb bitch you need to speak smarter you failed twice as much
Astroman129 7
brutal_banger failed he had just six syllables in his second line =]
zendaddy0 0
even if you put the glasses on right you still look like a total retard you can see it in the way they walk and act
Angel1000168 16
#142 I hate to point out Your first line has six not five But A for effort
SAGARCo 19
That's a bit of a debate, failed is 1 syllable I think. You don't count stuff like s at the end of a word or stiff like that.
pnckswthsrp 0
How do wearing lens-less glasses make you look in any way smarter? :P
sexxxtacy 0
i agree this would jus make you look like you lost some sight in yer eyes...which contrary to popular belief doesnt make you any more intelligent.
GrimGothicAngel 0
f-our-lives for being on the same planet as them..-.-
jgupta86 0
Honestly! Since glasses without any lenses look noticeably different from regular ones, you would end up looking even more stupid then you already do.
_fake_ 0
Personally, I think they make people look like they're stupid. Like this person. What a douchenozzle.
tikimuppet 11
If I saw someone with lense-less glasses I would that they were an attention seeking retard
saucey12 1
Dumbass
Intellectualist 0
Short sightedness is a disability... You wouldn't look smarter in a fashion wheelchair would you? You obviously need help in the brains department.
kerrygirl 13
is a disability??? are u serious?! no being in a wheelchair is a disability, wearing glasses is 100% not!
pnckswthsrp 0
I wouldn't say 100% not. Some people can barely see at all without glasses. I can't see anything more than 6 inches away without mine.
Dragonforce511 0
it's a disability but not a major one we can't see well and nothing much else but being in a wheel chair is a major disability coz the can't walk or in some cases can't move their bodys at all
BritishHobo 0
You're right, wearing glasses isn't a disability. Neither is sitting in a wheelchair. However, REQUIRING glasses, just like requiring a wheelchair, is a disability. EDIT: ******* hell, I'm a smartarse ****.
happyhak 5
are u blonde by any chance?
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Let me guess, you're the obese high schooler with a butch haircut who wears capes to school and makes animal noises whenever someone tries to talk to you.
sleephunters 8
5 bucks he is.
Gondile 4
15 bucks that I'm a moose molester, too. Oops.
JP101 0
The key to looking smarter is to be smarter. instead of wearing fake glasses, try actually studying and reading. Then you'll look smarter. Wearing fake glasses with the lenses out will just make you look too poor to get real glasses. Moron.
SAGARCo 19
My God! Is that true? Fun fact, I got glasses from reading. I was young and naive and got a nightlight to read in the dark. And now I'm very smart. (Just too lazy to apply my intelligence that much, unless it's the odd tidbit here or there)
musicislife1995_fml 0
wearing fake glasses makes you look smarter? where the hell do you live
Popsicles1234 0
Haha...if anything fake ones make you look like a dumbass
owlowl 0
having bad eyesight /= intelligence
Dragonforce511 0
having bad eyesight doesn't equal intelligence some of the smartest kids in my class don't have glasses...but i am the smartest in the class and have glass means nothing my mum has glasses and my dad does to so i was probs gonna get glass
Aha09 1
Nice run-on sentence you've got going there, Dragonforce511! xD
clockworklolita 3
You could have at least got fake glasses with lenses in :/