Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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Top comments
rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
LilysTillie 7
What university did she attend? I'll be sure to never send my daughter there ;)
tj4234 36
It was probably the University of McDonalds. Which unfortunately... I have a qualification from >.>. When my boss handed me the certificate, I thought it was a joke until I googled it and found out that it is an actual university :L.
sheethapins 13
Get a McDegree.
perdix 31
University of Phoenix? If your mom is so sharp at biology, ask her if she can show you how to milk a chicken. (I can show her how to choke one, if she's a MILF ;) )
bloodypanda 0
hahaha!!! xD
bkpk 0
Well you are an idiot because if you knew any basic things about mammals you would know that chickens are mammals
Shrike 24
ha! hahaaha! HAHAHAHAA! wow, I so hope you're being sarcastic! HAHAHA!
Yoshi_Fue 9
Mammals don't lay eggs, you idiot... (except for the platypus...)
leadman1989 16
Mammals don't lay eggs except when they do... might want to word that differently.
nemolovesme 11
see her mom;s argument could be that humans do technically "lay eggs" or well girls do at least, but in the process of giving birth, mammals birth their young alive (with the very rare exception) while birds lay eggs.
MsMeiriona 2
Mammals have mammary glands. That is the defining trait. Despite having 'breasts', you're not getting milk from a chicken.
khaya 9
I think she said she had "a university degree in this stuff" to win the argument.
airforce987 20
Dolphins are actually marine mammals since they give birth to their young. Same with whales. Fish lay eggs.
omfgfmlife 0
some people obviously dont understand the comment here
Sgt_Minty 0
Chickens r mammas?
jake1632 9
61- don't be a smartass.
ndclover 3
did you also argue with your mom about which came first, the chicken or the egg?
sheethapins 13
Everyone knows the rooster came first.
lmaoatall 6
Everyone knows chickens have pecks. With them they nurse their chicks, making them mammals. Ydi for arguing with your mom
ahgfd2 0
idiot... that is all i have to say.