Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
theamazingd 17
Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.
BadDay98 18
Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (102)
BadDay98 18
Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?
theamazingd 17
Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.
Sora_McKain 36
It's weird but, I remember reading one similar to this.
Ben14h 22
Security footage isn't usually looked at unless there is some crime that took place in or near the store (right?), so hopefully nobody will see...
delfino1604 24
i worked for walgreens and loss prevention checked footage once a week. always always know the camera locations.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Depends. I worked in security. Sometimes cameras are taping, some aren't hooked up to anything but a monitor, and policies on when cameras are watched or recordings are reviewed differ from place to place. Storage capacity of the DVR could range from 24 hours to weeks or months before it starts rewriting over old footage, depending on resolution and other things. Bottom line is that OP needs to exercise some self control on the job.
andrmac 25
Well depends on the camera what if they have a daily check of that footage.
vikky538 29
He killed millions of sperms in one shot! That's a crime!
FMLDailyWCiF 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's hot
XxDanno316xX 27
You watch too much ****
toastbrot 9
people of fml! please tell me that masturbating at the workplace isn't a usual ocurence for the most of you!
Justinspires 5
Lol it is
Rawrshi 25
Pretty sure it is in some way or another if the job is boring.
logicnazi 18
It's called the Rump Room at my work.
derpyshy 16
Nah, just theft and alcoholism at my place of employment.
Jumbled_Mess 7
Nah. I just imagine touching myself when I handle the raw chicken.
zgomon 10
You mean to tell me it's an unusual thing to do?
pjsr 33
There's a proper time and place for jerkin the gherkin - neither of which you observed! YDI
mattyiscool123 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Jerkin the gherkin?
Miss_Whipped 43
Choking the chicken Adjusting the antenna Fiddling the flesh flute Charming the snake Scouring the tower of power Holding the sausage hostage Spanking the monkey Just to name a few.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Whittling the otter
Youtube_Troll 12
Chocking the baloney pony Shaky hands with satan's sausage
Dave_Davington 34
Burping the worm. Pounding the salami Consulting with Professor Hans Jerkhoff Getting a wristy from Palmela Handerson
freddygasman 18
polishing the pewter, flogging the bishop, shaking hands with Ben Franklin, turning your crank, pumping the handle, practicing safe sex (because we all know safe sex is in your hands)
kquals 8
Someone played GTA SA
FlamingColor 30
Just act natural, so natural in fact that they have no reason to question why the storage room materials are sticky, xD
hermonie 3
Lmfaoooo
Quicky5_ 16
I'm sorry op, but I can't really feel bad for you, that is very unfortunate though.
Suffolk_yourself 8
I can only hope that you work in a shop that sells adult toys, cos that's the only way you might get away with that one! Good luck OP!
Jackimo98 24
I'm pretty sure any employer would have an issue with this