Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
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maiden_girl 5
What a butthole... be glad it's over! You deserve better.
acetheone 8
this fml has some of the least comments i've ever seen.
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Comments (16)
greenman_fml 0
cut the bitch
Thatguy10 0
-_- what a looser !!!!!!!!!
maiden_girl 5
What a butthole... be glad it's over! You deserve better.
Sofa_King 0
In other words: "let's have sex while I date another person. You know, nothing serious..."
24788 7
All guys are afraid of commitment at first, but he just wanted to use it as an excuse.
Really_SIGH 7
I completely disagree. I personally want a commited relationship, and have been in several. In my case 2 of the attemps, the women backed out because of the commitment. Therefore your sexist, stupid, and ignorant comment is invalid. Have a nice day.
Konta246 0
Ohhhhh wat a dik head
emoscreamo7 0
WAT A FKN DEUSCH BAG!!! ID KICK HIM IN THE BALLS AND GRAB THAT BITCH BY THE HAIR SLAM HER TO THE WALL AND REARRANGE HER FACE AND YELL OUT TO HIM "HOW MUCH DO U LOVE ME NOW? ASSHOLE!!!!"
Squtchy 11
What the hell.
tplink 0
that sux
acrostice 0
agreed ^
bengermin 5
...she drives off everyday for school and work, she washes dishes now..." Screeching Weasels, anyone?
mkesweetie 0
that happened to me too... but that girl he is now with.... my best friend.