moxy
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
cupcakelady127
United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Demona666
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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DocBastard 40
I'm so glad you posted this amusing little slice-of-life snippet so everyone here can tell you exactly how much you suck. Believe me when I tell you it's A LOT. Idiot drivers like you should have their licences cut up in front of them and then have the razor-sharp shards forced down their throats. **** you for putting all the lives around you in danger. And in case I didn't get my point across yet, **** you.
SirEBC 7
Someone has seen too many crash victims in the OR..
myalleyway 9
i agree, it was amusing, and it was a bad thing, but you dont need to be so mean about it. a. you werent in the accident, were you? b. i think they've learned their lesson and will never do it again c. its not like youve never done something stupid before.
TheAwkHawk 14
#24 STOP BEING A FUCKFACE! He knows its his fault. You shitheads need to shut the **** up and leave OP the **** alone. crawl back under your rock and die assole
amelioration_fml 0
F the life of the person with whom you got into the accident. UFO fir not respecting the fact that a vehicle is a multi-ton death machine when there is a distracted operator. I gope, for the other person's sake, you have good insurance.
amelioration_fml 0
hope*
journeyoflife 0
lmao. hmm bored much?
DoctorDictator 0
WTF, bored is not an excuse. OP shoudnt be ""bored"" while driving, there is something called driving/paying attention to the goddam road. OP is a fu cking retard
TryptamineDreame 0
Be lucky you aren't in prison for killing somebody...
jimmayboy 0
dumbass
SisyphereanTask 2
Bloody hell. How the hell have you survived as long as you have OP? You should be wearing a helmet!
vanessagirrl96 0
lmao yea last year me and my friend tried to catch this spec of dust flying and the looks on the people around us were priceless.
jhjbnnj 0
ydi for being a douche.
rattusrattus 19
Is your name Ayumu Kasuga? :P
DocBastard 40
Gesundheit.
CallMeHush 1
OP, you are a dickwad. In the future give your car away for the weekend when you do mushrooms.