Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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Top comments
kirbz 0
it's like if your passing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD
pokemonGINGA 0
I think the sign's life is pretty ****** right now too...
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Comments (99)
ZuRG_fml 7
FYL
Anarchy_fml 0
Ouch, I guess the sky was falling for him...
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Way to reply to the first comment to get your comment at the top xD just kidding :P I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal out of it. x_x OP -- now this is an FML! :D finally, the moderators did something nice for a change! I was starting to give up on FML. Thank you ! (: xP Oh, and I have never seen an FML with a ratio of YDIs to FYLs like this. Only 88 YDIs to 3423 FYLs! That's amazing. xD
Tuckerr 0
have you looked at the top fmls with higher FYLs? and is it wrong of me to think this is kinda funny?
hellokittywhore 0
one of my favorite fmls ever I congraduate you
photocaye 0
I'm new to this and haven't figured out all the slang yet... what does YDI and OP stand for?
julian1179 0
YDI- You Deserved It OP- (don't know, but i do know that it's used to refer to the user who posted the fml)
Cjw1220 0
Original Poster
Livinia 11
Organic Penis.
Hermitcrab 0
I was almost first...damn. But anyways, FYL. Falling stop sign, that sucks.
ISellHerbs 0
It does suck but I can see some of the YDI: YDI for being a pedestrian YDI for being near the wreck YDI for being a human YDI for breathing
hurtshimself 0
FTP indeed, wrong time at the wrong place.
Gnarlltrugg 0
FTP= **** the police?
iowagirl1997 0
FAIL!! Sorry FYL. I hope your ok. :)
jadeddream 0
Now this is an FML. That's just unlucky. Sorry =(
_freedom_ 0
That's not unlucky. I think it's lucky. hmmm If the stop sign wasn't there what would the car have hit instead?
crownme 0
Yeah that sucks dude
kirbz 0
it's like if your passing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD
Perry85 42
LOL that was funny lol
theoceanscool 0
lmao that made me laugh. haha but to the op: that sucks :( But it's kind of funny.
Suckerslap 0
#8 you made my day xD "Bitch, you gonna stop!" Still FYL, OP, that must of hurt :(
MunChiChi 0
8- Hillarious.
Leigh_Badd 1
#8- Fck'N Hillarious!7
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
LOL THAT IS SO ****** FUNNY!!! I CAN PICTURE IT IN MY HEAD. lolol
Rache91 0
thats a bummer
pokemonGINGA 0
I think the sign's life is pretty ****** right now too...